I went to Starbucks the other day. Everytime I walk in there, I see a guy working on a laptop. Never a woman…always different men. Do they plant them? How come I never see anyone sitting with a pad and pen?
I think you should get something free if you ever walk in and DON'T see a guy sitting there with his laptop pretending to work.
Oh but I digress, Starbucks seems to be the guage for how one fits into Pop Culture. If you can order and get what you really wanted…then you are doing OK.
Anyway, The lady in front of me ordered some fancy drink BUT- no foam, no caffeine, no fat, no this and no that. It was about $5.60. I said to her,"why not drink water…cause the drink had nothing fun left." hehe. I thought I was pretty funny. She didn't.
So now it's my turn. I order my Mocha Grande…But I couldn't help but ask for coffee mate or or some International Delight.
The 2 Starbuckians behind the counter laughed and said "We wish." It was then I knew it's all a scam to waste money pretending to feel hip.
Have you tried 7-11 coffee? 1600 combinations for $1.67
